Joe Writes . . .
We canoed for 5 hours yesterday and never saw another soul out on the water, at least not until we woke a homeless guy sleeping under a bridge as we approached downtown Jackson. I’m pretty sure I know why we had the river to ourselves: this trip was damn hard work! I’m glad I’ve gotten in better shape during the past year or so – I dropped 40 pounds and started exercising 2 or 3 times per week – because otherwise I might have been reluctant to attempt the journey we made from Ella Sharp Park to downtown Jackson.
The difficulties we encountered consisted of deadfall – trees fallen across the river – and shallow water where we bottomed out and had to exit the canoe. We approach deadfalls slowly; more often than not a tortured pathway through reveals itself and we are able to make our way through the obstacle without exiting the canoe. These are your average ‘Class C’ deadfalls (I am making this classification system up on the fly). Class B deadfalls require that we get into the river and pull the canoe up and over the obstruction, and there were several of these yesterday, too.
Most daunting of all are Class A deadfalls, requiring us to pull the Billie V (‘V’ is an initial, not a Roman numeral) out of the river and carry (portage) her and all her contents around the obstacle. We ran into two of these yesterday. After we got around the first I swamped the canoe while getting back in, sending both of us and all our gear into the river. It was bound to happen eventually, I suppose. Canoes are, by their very nature, unstable and it’s not as if we were able to search out flat easy river bank for taking out or getting back in. You take what the river gives you; there’s no debating with her*.
The second Class A deadfall was just as we approached downtown Jackson. This area presented a rather difficult portage in a somewhat desolate setting, and made me think how nice it would be if the river were largely clear so that residents could more easily enjoy its charms. In fact, what if our rivers were treated like parks and maintained for the betterment of the river, the enjoyment of the citizenry and the overall health of the planet?
Downtown Jackson was very nice and appeared to have a lot of positive things going on: we saw a small but bountiful Farmers Market that operates three days per week through early November http://www.jacksondda.org/farmers-market/; had lunch at the Grand River Brewery, a spot we both liked a lot http://www.grandriverbrewery.com/ and where I discovered Brix Soda Company’s delicious root beer http://brixsodacompany.com/. We would have stopped to look at the gorgeously-restored cars on display had we not been so tired, late and dirty http://www.jacksondda.org/event/cruise-in-4/.
The Grand is a resource Jackson could certainly display and exploit to better advantage. In downtown Jackson the Grand runs through a spillway and the only vegetation on the banks are weeds fighting their way up through the cracks in rough-poured concrete river banks. Imagine a river walk in Jackson and a hip retail environment built around a restored river running through the center of town. It’s a blank canvas right now with limitless possibilities, an exciting time to be in Jackson.
Jackson is by no means the only city which has yet to take advantage of the opportunities presented by a river; Ann Arbor has been talking about opening up river views and access in the North Main Street area for decades, and Detroit has only recently begun to capitalize its riverfront. Two cities which come to mind as having taken advantage of their riverfront assets are Windsor, Ontario, Canada and Grand Haven here in Michigan. I’m looking forward to testing the river in Eaton Rapids next year and it will be fun to see what other cities along the Grand have done as well: http://lansingjournal.mi.newsmemory.com/publink.php?shareid=1f038eb8f
*Tom and I discussed whether the Grand is male or female. Brief research shows that rivers can be either and that the Grand’s gender is not firmly established. This is a topic for another time, but for now I have decided the river is feminine.
Tom Writes . . .
Next Leg along the Grand River
We put the Billie V. in where we left off last time. That is at the park, right at the Jackson city limit. But, the river is crooked, and we had to paddle east, away from Jackson, away from our ultimate northwest goal. Then back west, to make up for the darn river’s actual course.
Today, we had a long paddle, about five or six hours, when everybody had told us it would take three hours. Oy!
We ended our trip at the Grand River Brewery in Jackson. GRB is a nifty saloon with good food. They also distill their own booze. And they have close affiliation with a couple Michigan wineries, and, as I said, good food. House-made sausages, soft pretzels, Mediterranean pizza, good beer and root beer for us. They took us as customers despite the river mud all over our legs and posteriors.
Joe and I have been somewhat arrogant. We believed we already had paddled past the shallow parts of the river, and the river blockages. Wrong! Today, we encountered two total blockages, where we had to pull out the boat and drag it around on land. And, we had at least half a dozen instances of low water to the point where we got out of the canoe and towed it to deeper water.
Info for the people who clear out the Grand River: There is a giant tree just upstream of the Probert Bridge, and a huge log jam just downstream from the Jackson Lions Park Bridge. Joe and I will help you clear these, but they are too much for a couple amateurs. We cannot do it on our own.
The Jackson Parks Department or the State of Mich. maybe should take care of these things. These things would be great summer jobs for American high school guys.
And! Joe and I had our first canoe tip-over today! Details are sort of hilarious. Will explain later.
We would love to hear from any who may stumble across this blog: Tom Neely can be reached at timbuktom1@gmail.com; Joe Neely can be reached at joeneely55@gmail.com. If you have a kayak or canoe we would love to have your join us for a day. We have been basing our trips on the routes laid out by the Grand River Environmental Action Team, which can be see here: http://great-mi.org/trail_maps2.htm. Our plan is to complete all these Jackson-area trips before the onset of cold weather.










There is a dam at the store, the site of an old mill on the river, and a resultant millpond. From the dam we set out upstream towards Grand Lake, one of two sources of the river. We would not reach Grand Lake this day due to low water and Giant Bridge Spiders but we got as close to the source as anyone in a canoe could get, which to my way of thinking is damn close. Perhaps we’ll go all the way to the source on a day when the sun is shining, the water higher, and the spiders less voracious.
a low bridge, so low that we at first wondered whether we would be able to make ourselves small enough to glide underneath. We bent low at the waist and used our hands to pull ourselves under the bridge. It was at this point that I noticed huge spiders dangling from webs with strands as thick as the rope we used to tie our canoe to my truck. These Giant Grand River Bridge Spiders – for such would my research later reveal them to be, Pons Araneae Gigundus Flumen – apparently didn’t notice us until we were halfway under the bridge, at which time they began – in unison – scurrying towards us in from all directions.
Canoe trips take a great deal of scouting and arranging. e.g. One needs to find a place to put the canoe into the water, and start. This place might be behind a convenience store, or in somebody’s back yard. There are very few Official Canoe Start Sites. Then, one needs to find a similar place downstream, to stop, and pull the canoe out.
pull-out spot, and leave one car there. Then, you need to drive back to the start spot in the other car, launch the canoe, and paddle. After hours of paddling, you need to find the pull-out spot as viewed from the river (not always easy). And, then, load up the canoe, and head back to the start spot, to get the first car. Is that clear? Clear as a muddy river?
Joe and I assessed the weather. Rain and lightning. We assessed a couple of pull-out spots. Dubious. So, we drove to the not-even-a-town of Liberty, Michigan. We put the canoe in at a lake known as the Mill Pond, at the Liberty General Store. We paddled the twisting length of that lake, upstream, until we grounded the canoe out on black silty mucky mud. Impossible to paddle farther upstream. We brought black silty mucky mud up into our beautiful new canoe, on our paddles, just by paddling that far.







